That got your attention didnt it. Get your minds out of the gutter.
Hubby and me were trying to decide on what to do that didnt involve eating or drinking. He suggested we went to the cinema and I could sniff the cock porn.
For a second I thought he was suggesting going to some late night thing they had on, until I realised he'd just got his words mixed up and meant popcorn.
Pity, I've never sniffed any cock porn. Bet it's a bugger if it goes up your nose 
Hmmm hope no-ones searching for cock porn and bugger and end up here cos they will be very disappointed 
