For some reason, now I've lost weight everyone seems to be interested in my sex life 
There's only one problem with this, I have to say I'm the biggest prude on the planet 
I'm not averse to hearing about anyone elses sex life, and with my friends I don't really have much choice!!! But when it comes to mine, my lips are firmly shut (no pun intended!!)
Everyone seems to think that now I've lost weight I must be some sort of gymnast and are eager to hear all the details. I wouldn't mind, but I never had any trouble before I lost weight 
Obviously when I've lost the next 6 stones they'll be expecting me to be swinging from the chandeliers (must remember to buy some first).
One friend even had the cheek to tell me I would be going out and picking up men. I don't bloody think so !!! I've got enough with the one I've got.
All I can say is, if losing weight is supposed to turn you into some raving nymphomaniac all the men had better watch out if ever me, CD Thing, Fatal and Deter go out on the town together 
