Here I Go Again

So, taking Charlies advice (thanks Charlie) I went to the Asda this evening. Not quite as late as I was advised to go though.

Was very quiet there and a nice lady gave me a chicken for £1. I didn't really want a chicken and I can't eat anyway, but I just couldnt say no

Picked up some nice books (just can't help myself) and a new dress which was half price and a couple of tops.

Now Charlie, my husband says can you not advise me anymore because it costs him too much

yes my tooth - the one that has been giving me endless tootache for months is finally out.

I have a crater the size of.... erm well a really big crater in my gum (why does everything feel bigger when it's in your mouth??). Careful with the comments there

I was actually looking forward to having it out until I sat in the chair and he blasted my tooth with freezing cold water. The last thing you want on a rotten sensitive tooth is freezing cold water. My buttock cheeks have only just unclenched After trying to freeze my tooth with 10 -yes 10 capsules of "numbing stuff" and all of them breaking he decided to try and pull my tooth out. I soon let him know that I wasn't happy with the pain shooting through my gums everytime he yanked by trying to pull his hand out of my mouth. Another round of numbing began. Fortunately, this time I didnt feel a thing and it was out in seconds. He asked me if he could keep my tooth (yes my teeth are special!!). Well after thinking about missing out on money from the tooth fairy I said yes - cos I'm generous like that

My mouth has just unfrozen after 5 hours and you will be happy to know that I am now able to say "F" again, which much to everyones amusement I haven't been able to say all day. Obviously I say words beginnning with "F" a lot

p.s just to let you know how much sympathy I get my mum has just rung to see if I can say "Fart" yet- Thanks Mum

I'm sitting here happily waiting for my Tesco shopping when I get a phone call telling me that there is a problem with their system and it will be late.

Of all the bloody days to be late - Ive got a dentist appointment at 12pm, so now I've had to cancel my order.

I am very very very pissed off.: : That's just adding to the pissedoffedness (yes it is a real word !!) that I'm feeling lately.

Anyone want to do my shopping for me ????

Just going to run down the road screaming at the top of my voice. Will be back later

Because I wasn't seeing my counsellor for two weeks I thought I would have a change and order some shakes.

Mistake!!!

I remember now that I don't really like them. I've made muffins and biscuits but I'd still rather have a chocolate tetra made into a mousse. So I'm bored until Friday and I'm stuck with not wanting to eat every morning (thats a first )

Anyway off to the dentist later to have a tooth out eeek!!