Conversation between number one son and me.
Him:- Why don't you ever go to the pub?
Me:- Because I can only drink water and your Dad doesn't drink. We would look a right sad pair with water and orange juice.
Him:- Why don't you stop the diet then?
Me:- I've still got loads to lose.
Him:- No you haven't, you're not overweight any more.
Me:- I bloody am
Him:- What? medically overweight. Just look at you, you're not!!
Me:- Awww that's the nicest thing anyones said to me all day.
Awww bless him. I am definitely still overweight, but this is the lightest he can remember (in 15 years). Still must get his eyesight checked though ![]()
p.s yes I know you can enjoy yourself without a drink, and believe me I can. But I LIKE drinking dammit












2006-10-03 @ 10:21